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Hair Loss News April 2013

John Oliver Never Thought Hed Have To Care About Trump

LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE IN THE FALL, YOU SAID YOU DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT DONALD TRUMP. gt;gt; I DIDN’T. gt;gt; Stephen: YOU DID NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT DONALD TRUMP. gt;gt; WE WERE NOT IN THE ELECTION YEAR AT THAT POINT. gt;gt; Stephen: BUT WE WERE ALREADY STILL gt;gt; WE WERE IN THE PROCESS LET ME HANDLE THIS FOR YOU. (LAUGHTER) WERE WE IN THE PROCESS, JOHN?.

YES, WE WERE. WE WERE IN THE PROCESS. gt;gt; Stephen: WE WERE IN THE PRIMARY PROCESS. gt;gt; STILL NOT AT THAT POINT, NO. gt;gt; Stephen: WELL, THE PRIMARY PROCESS, OR PROCESS AS WE SAY ON THIS SIDE OF THE POND DR. . gt;gt; WE INVENTED THE WORDS, WE’LL TELL YOU HOW THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO SOUND.

(LAUGHTER) gt;gt; Stephen: THEY WERE STILL CAMPAIGNING. gt;gt; YES. I DIDN’T CARE, AND I DIDN’T THINK I HAD TO CARE. NO ONE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE HERE, BUT WE ARE. gt;gt; Stephen: NOW YOU CARE A LOT. YOU DID A WONDERFUL 20MINUTE PIECE TWO WEEKS AGO (VOICE CRACKED) WITH TWO WEEKS AGO .

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) gt;gt; YES. gt;gt; Stephen: TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THAT. gt;gt; HERE’S WHAT WE DID ON OUR PIECE IF YOU DIDN’T SEE IT. WE WERE TRYING TO SEPARATE THE KIND OF MASCOT DONALD TRUMP FROM THE MAN, SO WE WANTED TO THE TRUMP NAME IS VERY POWERFUL, WHAT HE EMBODIES IS POWERFUL. gt;gt; Stephen: VERY LARGE ON BUILDINGS. gt;gt; IT COULDN’T BE LARGER WHILE BEING SAFE.

SO WE WANTED TO SEPARATE THAT, TO FIND A DIVISION SO YOU COULD LOOK AT HIM WITH FRESH EYES, AND HIS ANCESTORS WERE CALLED DRUMPH. gt;TAKE A NAP. gt;gt; Stephen: THEY DON’T PAY ME IF I TAKE A NAP. I’LL KEEP MY EYES OPEN. gt;gt; THEY WERE DRUMPH. gt;gt; Stephen: WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME FROM THAT?.

gt;gt; THE GERMAN LANGUAGE IS SO SUBTLE, ISN’T IT. gt;gt; Stephen: BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE, LANGUAGE OF POETRY, ANGRY POETRY. SO WE MADE HATS AND WE SOLD 35,000 OF THESE. (APPLAUSE) gt;gt; Stephen: NOW, WHERE DOES THAT MONEY GO? gt;gt; WE SOLD IT AT A COST WHICH YOU MIGHT IMAGINE HBO FOUND HILARIOUS.

WHAT’S MORE FUNNY THAN NOT MAKING MONEY ON AN INEXPLICABLE HIT? BUT JAYZ’S PEOPLE CALLED HBO ASKING FOR A HAT. I’LL TELL YOU THIS FOR STARTS, BUY THE HAT, JAYZ. gt;gt; Stephen: HE WANTED ONE FOR FREE? gt;gt; HE WANTED ONE FOR FREE. SPRING FOR A HAT, LET IT TRICKLE DOWN. THAT’S HOW ECONOMICS WORKS, RIGHT?.

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